Reblog: How to Choose a Faculty Based on how You’ll be Perceived

Read this from a UBC blogger. It's so true on so many levels that I just have to reblog it:

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A little fun bit that’s been in my head for a while. This by no means applies to everyone (and isn’t meant to offend anyone, but if it does I’m kind of sorry. No not really. I’m not), but stereotypes are stereotypes sometimes! I would like to see my other Blog Squadders write something similar. In no particular order:

2011-08-09 Cleverbot

Out of curiosity I went on Cleverbot to see what it was. At first I thought it's like Omegle chatting thing. It turned out to be this AI that mimics human convos learned from communicating with people. While it's interesting at first, it is in fact very hard to have a decent conversation with this "clever" AI without it getting all weird and nonsensical.

2011-05-05 IMO: World of Magic

Started my little obsession with World of Magic again. It has been a year since I last played (in order to cure my obsession I decided to avoid playing). Now I have no idea how to play again T____T

I actually found IMO: World of Magic wiki page! yoohoo! gotta love the internet. Now I finally know where to go and won't be a wanderer  hehehee :D And it shows you all the monsters, their levels and where can be found. This way I can get the items I needed so much faster! yay :)

WIKI PAGE HERE: http://imotwom.wikia.com/wiki/IMO:_The_World_of_Magic

Fun Riddles I Learned from Shad

1. Snaps: send message in code.

The first letter of each thing said spells out the secret word or phrase. Except for vowels - they are communicated by the sender snapping his fingers. A is one snap, E is two, I is three, O is four, U is five snaps.

For example, if the secret word were "George Washington", the sender may say the following:
"The name of the games is snaps"
"Give me a second" (G)
(snap twice) (E)
(snap four times) (O)
"Ready?" (R)
"Got it yet?" (G)
(snap twice) (E)
"Wait a second" (W)
(snap once) (A)
and so on.

If a spectator gets wise and gives the sender a difficult word, like one starting with an "X", or something that may be difficult to send without giving away the code, the sender can begin by saying, "Snaps is NOT the name of the game", and that tells the receiver that the word that will be spelled is NOT the word he has to guess, but rather a clue to what the word is. For example, to send ZEBRA in this way, the sender might spell out, "black striped horse", and avoid having to send the letter "Z".

source: http://www.partyplan.co.uk/asp/game_299.asp

2.  You are standing at a fork in the road. Next to each of the two forks, there stands a guard. You know the following things: 1) One path leads to Paradise, the other to Death. From where you stand, you cannot distinguish between the two paths. Worse, once you start down a path, you cannot turn back. 2) One of the two guards always tells the truth. The other guard always lies. Unfortunately, it is impossible for you to distinguish between the two guards.

You have permission to ask one guard one question to ascertain which path leads to Paradise. Remember that you do not know which guard you're asking -- the truth-teller or the liar -- and that this single question determines whether you live or die. The question is: What one question asked of one guard guarantees that you are led onto the path to Paradise, regardless of which guard you happen to ask?

Answer here.

3. If one is three, two is three, zero is four, what is ten?

Answer here.

4. A family has newly moved into the area. A neighbor asks the parents how old their three girls are. The father answers that the product of their ages is 36 and, pointing to his car, adds that the sum of their ages equals the first two digits in his license plate number. After a short struggle with pen and paper the neighbor says he needs more information. He is then told that the oldest daughter loves strawberry ice cream. "Oh, now I understand," says the neighbor, who promptly comes up with the right answer. What are the ages of the three children?

Answer here.


(there are more riddles in my shad monthbook)
 
source: http://www.calpoly.edu/~mcarlton/riddles.html

29 Day Asian Poses Challenge!

DAY ONE- Victory sign a.k.a Peace sign.

DAY TWO- Shush Pose.

DAY THREE- Begging Pose.

DAY FOUR- Adjusting Glasses.

DAY FIVE- Claws Pose.

DAY SIX- Pigtails Pose.

DAY SEVEN- Frame Pose.

DAY EIGHT- Pleading.

DAY NINE- ‘Louder’ Pose.

DAY TEN- ‘Fighting!’ Pose.

DAY ELEVEN- Punch To The Face Pose.

DAY TWELVE- ‘Call Me’ Pose.

DAY THIRTEEN- ‘BANG!’ Pose.

DAY FOURTEEN- Confused Pose.

DAY FIFTEEN- Praying Pose.

DAY SIXTEEN- ‘Blowing a kiss’ Pose.

DAY SEVENTEEN- Pointing Pose.

DAY EIGHTEEN- Giant Heart Pose.

DAY NINETEEN- Pillow Pose.

DAY TWENTY- Surprised Pose.

DAY TWENTYONE- Daydreaming Pose.

DAY TWENTYTWO- ‘Hey’ Pose.

DAY TWENTYTHREE- Heart Shape Pose.

DAY TWENTYFOUR- Nyan Nyan Pose.

DAY TWENTYFIVE- ‘Okay’ Pose.

DAY TWENTYSIX- Salute Pose.

DAY TWENTYSEVEN- Horns Pose.

DAY TWENTYEIGHT- Tears/Teasing Pose.

DAY TWENTYNINE- Puffy Cheeks Expression.

DBSK ♥~

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동방신기:
유노윤호 • U-Know Yunho
영웅재중 • Hero Jaejoong
믹키유천 • Micky Yoochun
시아준수 • Xiah Junsu
최강창민 • Max Changmin
(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸ .*´

♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪DBSK Songs♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫

O
One
Hug
Trick
Wish
Begin
Shine
Proud
Bolero
Mirotic
Midoyo
Tonight
Balloons
Tri-Angle
Afterglow
Rising Sun
Crazy Love
Purple Line
Try My Love
Flower Lady
Step By Step
Beautiful You
Darkness Eyes
Choosey Lover
Wrong Number
Love In The Ice
Summer Dream
Box In The Ship
The Way You Are
You're My Melody
Somebody To Love
Don't Say Goodbye
Are You A Good Girl
Your Love Is All I Need
Holding Back The Tears
Hey Don't Bring Me Down
Why Did I Fall In Love With You

More Restaurant City Madness: Useful Tips

Here are some useful tips for Restaurant City Lovers. These are not cheats. These tips are mostly intended for those who are not well-knowledged about the game and just started. I personally found this very useful and hope to share it with everyone.

• • • Useful Tips and Neat Things about Restaurant City • • •

Let's Ace the Food Quiz (Restaurant City)

 For all the follow Restaurant City Lovers on Facebook! Though it's not practical to use this when doing the daily quiz...there are only ten sec. to answer...this is useful to see the answer for those questions that you got wrong ^.^

If you encountered any and is not on this list, feel free to comment and I will add on to it.

Foolish Words: MUST READ!!

Often in our lives we would say some foolish words without thinking. We would laugh about it and forget about it. However, in the case of bigger celebrities you have to be extra careful. Why? Because people actually write books about these foolish quotes and people like me actually reads it!

While reading “Foolish Words: The most stupid words ever spoken” by Laura Ward there are truly some foolish quotations. I’ve, in fact, read all 256 pages and took out some quotations I found interesting.

Politics

“James Bond is a man of honor, a symbol of real value to the free world” –Ronald Reagan …now here is one Bond fan ^.~

Let's poke fun at Bush =)

“You cannot be President of the United States if you don’t have faith. Remember Lincoln, going to his knees in times of trial and the Civil War and all that stuff. You can’t be. And we are blessed. So don’t feel sorry for—don’t cry for me Argentina.”

– George H.W. Bush, mangling his syntax and muddling his allusions
…great, is he going to sing next?...

--like father, like son --

“I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—but I don’t always agree with them.”

--George W. Bush
…great opinions Bush…

“I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.”

– George W. Bush
…as oppose to non-foreign foreign policies?

“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

– George W. Bush, talking about putting food on the plates of youngsters, in Greater Nashua, New Hampshire, January 27, 2000
…firstly, you don’t put food ON your family!! And secondly, stop lying. You don’t know…

“First I’d like to spank all the teachers…” – George W. Bush, in an address to American teachers on NBC…wonderful…

“It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”

– George W. Bush, Reuters, May 5, 2000

…great, you noticed numbers…perhaps you should learn how to read as well….

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“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.” – Richard Nixon

“I’m no linguist, but I’ve been told that in the Russian language there isn’t even a word for freedom” – Ronald Reagan in 1995 (there is, it’s svoboda) … yes we all can tell you are no linguist.

“You mean there are two Koreas?” –Richard Kneip, US Ambassador Designate to Singapore, upon being asked his opinion of the North-South Korean divide during congressional hearings…so that’s why he’s designated to Singapore…

The Law
“Question: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
Answer: He said, “Where am I , Cathy?”
Question: And why did that upset you?
Answer: My name is Susan.”

- Courtroom exchange between an attorney and a witness ….dun dun dunn! LOL…

“Were you present when your picture was being taken?” – Attorney’s question to a witness…well duh!! How else can your body be in the picture but not yourself??!!

“Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?” – Attorney’s question to a witness in the courtroom

“Question: She had three children, right?
Answer: Yes.
Question: How many were boys?
Answer: None.
Question: Were there any girls?”

- courtroom exchange between an attorney and a witness in the courtroom
…another well duh!! moment

“How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

– question to a witness in the courtroom
…um if they are far apart would the collision happen in the first place??

“Question: You went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
Answer: I went to Europe, sir.
Question: And you took your new wife?”

– Courtroom exchange between an attorney and a witness
…why is it called honeymoon if it’s not his new wife…

“The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?” – Question to witness in the courtroom

“Question: How was your first marriage terminated?
Answer: By death.
Question: And by whose death was it terminated?”

-- courtroom exchange between an attorney and a witness in the courtroom
… I guess the attorney could talk to ghosts?

“Question: Can you describe the individual?
Answer: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Question: Was this a male, or a female?”

– courtroom exchange between an attorney and an expert witness
…I suppose females can have beards and referred to as hes?…

“Question: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
Answer: The autopsy started around 8:30pm.
Question: And Mr [name] was dead at the time?
Answer: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.”

– Courtroom exchange between an attorney and an expert witness with a particularly dry sense of humour ..hehe go witness! XD

Rich and Famous

“I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”

– Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA Contest.
This was her answer to the question, “If you could live forever, would you and why?”
…I see the reasonable of the bunch…

“I would like to spank director Spike Jonze”

– Meryl Streep,
misreading a faxed acceptance speech at the 2003 Bafta Awards
.. yikes, Spike Jonze, watch out! ^.~

“Where the hell is Australia anyway?” – Britney Spears…sometimes I really question her IQ…

“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states”

– Raquel Welch, speaking on Larry King Live

“There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me”

– David Hasselhoff …now here’s a narcissistic one…

History

“Earlier a woman apparently called the BBC and said there’s going to be a hurricane…well, don’t worry, there isn’t. But there will be some strong winds in Spain and across to France.”

–BBC weatherman Michael Fish,
predicting a quiet night for the South of England on October 15, 1987 (the “Great Storm” that battered Southern England that night was the worst in 300 years, killing 18 people and flattening 15 million trees)
…see never trust the weather report…

“One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.” – Joseph Stalin

“Let them eat cake.”

– Marie Antoinette

–she meant “brioche”, a sugary type of bread, but the comment nonetheless displayed her appalling ignorance of the famine and poverty then ravaging France.

“No audience will ever be able to take more than ten minutes of animation”

–Walt Disney executive

…then why make longer than ten minutes animation?

“There will never be a bigger plane built.”

–A Boeing engineer, after the first flight of the 247, a twin-engine airplane that held ten people

….now now, don’t be so certain of everything. Didn’t your English teacher tell you to never use never?

Business

“Pepsi brings you ancestors back from the grave.”

– Foolish translation for the Chinese version of the US poster campaign for Pepsi, which in America had read, “Come Alive with Pepsi” (In Germany, the slogan was only marginally better: “Come alive out of the grave with Pepsi”)
…I wonder if this poster affected Pepsi’s sales …XD

Culture

“I remember your name perfectly, but I’ve completely forgotten your face.”

– Rev.William Spooner …good one…

Fundamental Blunders
“Question: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
Answer: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ‘Guns don’t kill people, I do’”

– real answer from exam set by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (for offending drivers…)

“Question: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
Answer: What for? He can’t see my license plate.”

– real answer from exam set by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school (for offending drivers…)

“Cuba is a town in Africa very difficult of access.” – Schoolroom blunder

“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.” – from an answer in a science exam

“Three kinds of blood vessels are: arteries, vanes and caterpillars.” – from an answer in a science exam

“A fort is a place to put men in, and a fortress is a place to put women in” – schoolchild’s attempt to explain the meaning of “fort” and fortress“

Sports

“That’s the fastest time ever run – but it’s not the fast as the world record” – David Coleman, BBC Sports commentator …yet it’s still the fastest time ever run??!!

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.” – Winston Bennett, former University of Kentucky basketball forward…well duh!! Unless you have knees on you head…

Phew. A lot of typing but worth it. Interesting quotes huh?

暴笑歌名

1. 王心凌《爱你》，S.H.E《我爱你》，Beyond《真的爱你》，李宗盛《我是真的爱你》，言承旭《我是真的真的很爱你》。

点评：有这么这么复杂么？

2. 王菲《如果你是假的》，邓丽君《假如我是真的》，萧正楠《假如我是假的》，孟庭苇《真的还是假的》 。

点评：能退货么？

3. 成龙《我是谁》，蟑螂《忘了我是谁》，蔡依林《你是谁》，许志安《忘了你是谁》。

点评：你们都需要脑白金！

经典的语句

网上每年都有很多经典的语句,大多出自网友们别出心裁的结晶。这些语句有的幽默,有的风趣,有的灰谐,更有的深含哲理。一连串的妙语联珠让你觉得趣味横生。

1. 穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧。
2. 我不会眼睁睁地看着你往火坑里跳，我会闭上眼睛的。
3. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
4. 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?
5. 如果说贝多芬是交响乐之父，那么是不是说贝多芬的父亲是交响乐之爷？
6. 别骂自己的孩子是小兔崽子，因为从遗传学的角度来讲，这对家长是不利的。
7. 我身在江湖，江湖却没有关于我的传说……
8. 我想早恋，但是已经晚了……
9. 鄙视我的人这么多，你算老几?
10. 大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。

现在已是白人听的懂的世界了

1. 有两个女生到法国留学，刚到巴黎，在街上看到一个黑人从对面走来，一个对另一个说“真黑啊。” 那个黑人马上走到她们面前说了一句，“就你白！”

2. 我朋友一再告戒我，在国外不要乱说中文。我问为什么？他说：“他碰到过外国人懂中文的事，已经有好几次了。” 他和朋友在麦当劳吃东西聊天，正说着湖南人的话题，因为朋友是湖南人，结果有个德国mm在边上插了一句，说：“我知道湖南人，很好，我看过一本书。” 我朋友当时吓得楞了好几秒，没回过神。他从此以后都不在外说中文了，哈哈！

3. 更强的是我一个印度同学，一次有人问他，“听说你会说中国话，是么？” 那印度人立刻用中国话说：“你有毛病么？你看不出我是印度人么？我不会讲中国话。” 立马抽丫的！

4. 在法兰克福的地铁上，对面坐了个高个儿，俺跟同伴随口说了一句，“那家伙腿可真长啊.” 没想到那老外居然问俺：“你有多高？” 吓了俺一跳，后来俺们还用中文聊了会天。他说，“你们中国人天不怕，天不怕，就怕洋鬼子开口说中国话，哈哈哈.” 最后道别时，那个家伙居然还是用上海话说了一句 “再会”，俺当时差点晕倒在地.

5. 我朋友的一件真事：朋友一次到东京出差，在一个高级大厦的电梯里看到一个金发碧眼穿着暴露的女郎走了进来。我这位朋友就小声问旁边的同事：“这是不是鸡啊？” 谁料那个女郎猛的一回头用标准的京片子说：你丫说谁呢？小样儿！找抽吧？”

Let us play an IQ game!

Let's us see how smart you are by playing this River IQ Test Game. The rules are in Chinese, so I shall translate it for those who don't understand.

Basically there are six people: mother, father, two daughters, two sons. They got lost and was attacked by a robber. Thankfully the robber was captured by the nearby policeman who was also lost. =D In order for everyone to get home, they must cross a river, however, there is only one raft and only the mother, the father, and the policeman could operate the raft. Your goal is to get all eight people onto the other side of the river. Here are some conditions:

• the raft can only transport two people at a time
• once the policeman and the robber are separated, the family is in danger
• if father sees that mother and daughters are separated, he will start lecturing the daughter(s)
• if mother sees that father and sons are separated, she will start lecturing the son(s)

Controls: Click on 开始 (開始) to start playing. Click on the people to place them on raft. Click on the red switch on either side of the river to move the raft to the opposite side.

Try and Play. Are you smart enough to get it?



Click here for bigger and better version.
Can't get it? Click here for answer.

Astrology Fun

Birthdays, Chinese zodiacs, star signs…Reading astrology is sort of learning more about yourself and reading your future. Astrology is also a way to get to know about other people…in a kind of stalky and creepy way if you think about it …but still, it’s fun

Now think about it. Won’t it be so cool if there are revelations for everyone in the world based on every single day for 366 days? What’s even more awesome is that such book actually exists!! The book is called “What Your Birthday Reveals About You” by Phyllis Vega!

There are three sections to this book:
1. Zodiac Signs
2. Nine Basic Numbers
3. 366 Birthdays of the Year

The zodiac signs are divided into three qualities (represent types of activities) and four elements (represent tendencies of temperaments)

The Qualities:

Cardinal: Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

• Initiate action (then often lose interest).
• Tend to be active, independent, social, and outgoing
  

Fixed: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

• Stabilize and preserve what has been started.
• Tend to be constant, reliable, and determined, but stubborn, inflexible, and resistant to change

Mutable: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces <-- mine!!

• Diffuse and pass on what has been started and stabilize…
• Tend to be flexible, resourceful, adaptable, and quick to learn. Hmm yes. I am very flexible and adaptable based on the situation.
• However they are also changeable and easily swayed away from their purpose. Haha true true.

The Elements:

Fire: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

• Active, energetic, courageous, idealistic (hmm I don’t think so. I’m definitely more of a realist), self-sufficient (hooray for independence!), and dynamic ()
• Initiative, vision, and need to be in charge push them toward positions of leadership (not really…well perhaps I like things my way...and maybe I'm a little bossy at times)

Earth: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

• Practical, definite, cautious, pragmatic, good at managing people and things
• Need for stability and security keeps them down to earth and focused on the material world

Air: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

• Intellectual, communicative, social, and articulate
• Need to acquire, understand, communicate, and compare information prompt them to use, share and apply what they know

Water: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

• Sensitive, emotional, intuitive, romantic, and fruitful
• Need to feel rather think makes their psychic, creative, fluid, and changeable

Now the Zodiac Signs:

• Aries the Pioneer
• Taurus the Collector
• Gemini the Communicator
• Cancer the Nurturer
• Leo the Ruler
• Virgo the Organizer
• Libra the Mediator
• Scorpio the Regenerator
• Sagittarius the Traveler
  
• Capricorn the Worker
• Aquarius the Innovator
• Pisces the Dreamer
  

Sagittarius: The Traveler …yes yes, I need to travel and see new things!! There is no way I can stay in one place too long without getting bored.
Planetary ruler: Jupiter
Symbol: Archer
Color: light blue
Metal: tin O_O why tin??
Gemstone: Turquoise

Character and Personality
Wanderers and truth-seeker of the zodiac (Not really truth-seeking but definitely in search of meaning of life ^^): inherently exuberant and enthusiastic and have an inquiring mind that is captivated by the world and everything in it. Knowledge and independence are the hallmarks of your existence. (Knowledge? Maybe subconsciously. Independence? Definitely ) With your restless nature and passion for variety and change, you need a lot of freedom to pursue your many interests. (How very true.) You particularly enjoy traveling, visiting exotic places, and meeting new people. (!!! ) You’re equally at home in the outdoors, on the open road, or in a classroom. You view life as an ongoing search for knowledge and experience and as an engaging adventure in which the journey itself is more important than the destination. (haha you know what I want to do? I really want to go to Paris and get lost with all the French people there. Then I must find my way back. lolz I’m crazy. But I want to experience the most out of all the places I visit but sadly that's not possible…YET! Since I’m currently traveling with my parents, we have limited funds and time…so its more destination, picture, and go rather than enjoy life. When I’m older, I’m definitely going back to enjoy every life of it! )

You have a wide-ranging mentality equipped with intelligence, foresight, and intuition. (really?) Your forte is taking action and initiating things. Although your intentions may be grand, you are better at starting projects than finishing them.(lolz. Sad but so true. ) You’ll sometimes lose interest before a job is completed and begin looking around for something fresher and more exciting. (*sigh*That is so me.) The Jupiter-ruled are gamblers and risk-takers by nature. (No no no. Perhaps unconsciously but I hate taking risks >.< ) Overconfidence can become a problem, especially if you over-extend yourself financially. However, you are lucky and resourceful, and when you fall, you usually manage to get right back up on your feet. ^^

Relationships Typically, archers love to party, and they enjoy a very active social life. (I love it….but often my laziness gets the better of me and decides its too much of a hassle to go to parties ) You are outgoing, playful, and flirtatious, and no one is more adept than you at working a crowd. In intimate relationships you make a charming, sexy lover who is affectionate, straightforward, and sincere. An idealist, you truly believe that each new love is going to last forever. (no way. I’m not that naive) However, you love your freedom and independence more than anything or anyone. You certainly mean to be faithful, but archers are hunters, and if you find someone more appealing, you may suddenly take off in pursuit of your new interest. (hmm who knows. Perhaps its true ^.~)

Under part two of this book…the book is quite thick and heavy…it focuses on the basic numbers based on your birthday. You add the digits of the day you were born until the answer is a single digit. (e.g. 3+0 = 3)

1. Individuality
2. Duality
3. Exuberance
4. Stability
5. Freedom
6. Harmony
7. Wisdom
8. Authority
9. Compassion

I am a Number Three

• Number of self-expression, enthusiasm, optimism, and sociability.
• The friendly, the witty, the charmers of society
• Born entertainer with a cheerful, easygoing manner and a gift for gab that endears you to all kinds of people (now I am no entertainer. can you imagine me = ? no way XD)
• Number of good fortunes, even your difficulties usually have a way of working out for the best (others always say I’m lucky in ways…so I guess its pretty true)
• Light-hearted approach to life but also has desire to succeed (there are things I’m light-hearted to but there are also things I take beyond serious its scary…)
• Inherently ambitious and hard working (sometimes, sometimes ^^)
• Generally multi-talented and sometimes have difficulty choosing among various career options (LOL I so wish I’m multi-talented since I have no talent whatsoever. But yes I’m having my career choosing dilemma because I wanted to do so much)
• Naturally artistic and creative, have a knack for synthesizing and communicating your knowledge and ideas
• Cleverness, versatility, and quick thinking make it easy for you to outwit competition however, tendency to spread yourself too thing by scattering your energies in a number of different directions may hamper your success (>.<>
• Devoted to friends and family, enjoy interacting with people in social gatherings and intimate one-on-one situations

This is really interesting. It is pretty accurate! ^.~
Part three of this book is the unique feature that makes this book awesome. There are 366 explanation for every single day of the year for everyone in the world!

Now my actual birthday: November 30

The multifaceted Sagittarian born on this date has been blessed with intelligence, eloquence, wit, charm, and enthusiasm. (Hope that is true.) The sky’s the limit as far as your creative potential is concerned. (hmm I also think I’m very uncreative.) Your restless temperament abhors a vacuum, and it is standard operating procedure for you to do two things at the same time. Inherently inquisitive and eminently sociable, you adore traveling (yup yup), meeting new people, and learning new things. You view your life as a series of experiences consisting of as many exciting adventures and stimulating conversations as possible. (…O_O…not really)

November 30th individuals have engaging personalities and the amazing ability to talk their way into or out of any situation. You enjoy the spotlight, and popularity and acceptance come easily to you. In business, you can make your mark in sales, advertising, promotion, or travel. However, your true calling may be in the media, the law, politics, or religion. (O_O If this is true, then it must have be the media. I have no interest in politics or religion and law is just not for me.) With your quick, active mind and fluent, dramatic way of expressing yourself, you might garner great acclaim as an actor, singer, writer, publisher, or teacher.

You are freedom oriented and have a relaxed attitude toward love. Relationships work best for you when you’re able to establish a strong intellectual rapport. You’re a kind and generous lover, but heir is something of the romantic gypsy in your makeup. You might decide to stick around for a lifetime, or you could be gone tomorrow. (LOL)

WOW I'm impressed with the accuracy of this book. hehe it's so fun to read thing like this...Now must go find out what my friends are really thinking...mhahaha ^.~

Two Tough Questions...

lol. I was browsing through old emails and this came up. Pretty interesting^^

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.


Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two es. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day



Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice?


Scroll down for the response.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph .

Answer to Question 1: And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has 535 employees
and these are the kind of people you'll be working with :
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on -related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year..
Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?
It's the United States Congress. The same group
that out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

Hilarious questions about Canada

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!


Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.


Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.


Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto - can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.


Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe Ca-na-da is that big country to your North...oh forget it.
Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary .
Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, WE don't stink.


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.


Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay night-clubs.


Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

Funny Animals :)

Loyal door guardians

Wakey wakey time!

The other side of the wall...

How do you like my new style?

Animals are getting quite inappropriate these days...

Cats who watched way too much action films...

Just chillin'

Life's greatest wonder: how to get out

Stop, you are under arrest!

So tired...

Lazin' around...

Like a BOSS

Naptime!...or play-dead-time?

Who's Puma? I'm Puma!

Don't try to talk me through, I already died on the inside...

zOMG my pokemon died!

Shower time!

Feeding time!

 

Walking time!

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PC Game Obsession: 连锁店大亨－《便利商店》攻略心得

Okay. What if I still play PC games? They're cool! End of story.
I rummage my basement once and twice and dug out this old but still awesome PC Game that I bought 10 years ago from China. Now I'm once again hooked on this, with, of course, more understandings of the game. This game is by FULLSOFT and called "便利商店". Basically you open a convenient store and try not be bankrupt. This is the first time I opened chain stores! 4 of them too! To maximize my playing, I was searching around on the net and found the article below. I now gained so many new tips from it that I never knew about!

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Sleeping in Class, the Asian way...

I was just browsing through the web and I came across some of the most amazing photos. I guess the strict and constant pressure of studies on students can drive them into doing some pretty intense stuff. Everybody needs sleep, yes, even Chinese kids too. Due to the large amount of studies, some succumbs to sleep in class. This is pretty funny. :)

source: bbs.cn.yahoo.com